Dear Nucha, I am writing to inform you that your employment application has been received and is being processed by the canine resources department of Pug Life Ministries. We thank you for your interest in the position of bodybuilder/evangelist.
Nucha has asked me to let you know that he is working out and bulking up on steroids and Purina Beneful. He has been practicing the tearing apart of phone books and has visciously attacked his master's toes at least once every night for the past week.
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Dear Nucha,
I am writing to inform you that your employment application has been received and is being processed by the canine resources department of Pug Life Ministries. We thank you for your interest in the position of bodybuilder/evangelist.
Oh Great Ayatolla,
Nucha has asked me to let you know that he is working out and bulking up on steroids and Purina Beneful. He has been practicing the tearing apart of phone books and has visciously attacked his master's toes at least once every night for the past week.
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